Friday, March 16, 2012

International job sites

It's time to stop just reading my damned blog and to start job hunting! Here's a list of international jobs sites I pulled from this Reddit post. Not all of them have jobs that say they sponsor internationally, but if you've read my work permit series, you know know these are often a good start.

Post more sites in the comments!

Site Description
Undutchables International recruiting for skilled labor in the Netherlands
indeed Lists jobs all over the world
O Hayo Sensei English teaching jobs in Japan
seek Australia job site
Tree-planter.com Tree planting jobs in Canada
wwoof World Wide Opportunies on Organic Farms
InfoJobs Empleo Jobs in Spain
LoQuo Barcelona "Craigslist for Spain". Has a jobs section.
travajos.com Jobs in Spain
Jobindex Jobs in Denmark
Jobzonen Jobs in Denmark
jobnet Jobs in Denmark
Work in Denmark Jobs in Denmark (caters to Internationals)
Øresunddirekt Jobs in Denmark
posao.hr Jobs in Croatia
MojPosao Jobs in Croatia
rep.hr Jobs in Croatia
Monster.de Jobs in Germany (Monster has jobs all over the world, though)
StepStone Jobs in Germany
jobs.ac.uk UK Acedemic Jobs
seek Jobs in New Zealand
trademe Jobs in New Zealand
JobsinHubs.com English jobs in Europe
tealit.com Jobs in Taiwan
careerjet.sg Jobs in Singapore
EURES European Job Mobility Portal
Monster India Well, duh. Remember Monster has jobs all over the world
maukri.com Jobs in India
tesol Teach English as a Second Language
Pole Emploi International Managed by French unemployment offices. Lists jobs outside France, including Africa
Academic Transfer Academic jobs in the Netherlands
Booking.com They're hiring so often and growing so fast that I would be remiss pointing out their IT opportunities in Amsterdam
xpat jobs Jobs targeting those with foreign language skills

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Paris Sunday Market

Last Sunday Leïla and I went down to the local Sunday market to go shopping.  It's actually in Les Lilas, on the outskirts of Paris, but no one knows where the hell that is, so I just say Paris.

I don't know why, but I love going to that market. The food is incredible, there are all sort of strange things to find and I always want to buy too much. You can click on each of the pictures to see it larger.

IMG_0067Before moving to Europe, I'm embarrassed to admit that I never knew that scallops had that yellow extra bit. Of course, I also didn't know that scallops have up to 200 eyes.
Zombie FoodZombie food!
IMG_0064These delightful French treats, known as macarons, are locally made and absolutely delicious. 
IMG_0068You probably don't want that sausage in the background, but it's damned tasty.
IMG_0072Saucisses!
Yum!Damn, but I love the food here.
Plenty of used booksIf you look carefully, you'll notice one of the titles of the used books is Je voudrais me suicider, mais je n'ai pas le temps (I would like to kill myself, but I don't have the time).
Their meats are very deliciousHe stopped me and insisted I take his photo. I was happy to oblige. We've bought food from this place before and have I mentioned how damned good the food is over here?

Monday, March 12, 2012

Retiring in Ecuador

What? You've not heard of Cuenca?  Cuenca, Ecuador is home to over 5,000 American retirees and is growing rapidly.



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Cuenca photo via Wikimedia Commons
If you are over 65 and want a place to retire, Ecuador merely requires you to have an $800 a month income. Can you live in the US on $800 a month?

If you can't get out of the US before you retire, you can get out after. Heck, depending on where you live, you can have an apartment in Ecuador for only $150 to $200 a month. Medical care is cheap (which is good for Americans since the US won't allow Americans abroad claim Medicare even though they're required to pay for it).

Every time I look, it appears that Central and South America are really fantastic opportunities for Americans wanting to stretch their income but who can't get to Europe.

There's a lovely blog, watsontravels, of a couple of traveled to Cuenca, fell in love with it and retired there. However, they travel the world and do a good job of providing interesting perspective.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Will living abroad give you an accent?

There are generally two types of people who develop an accent while being abroad: people who have lived abroad for many years and people who have visited abroad for many days. The latter have invariably just returned from the UK or Australia (never Mexico, fancy that) and insist that they just "picked it up".

This is going to piss some of you off, but no, they did not just "pick up" that accent. What's worse, when they returned to the US, they sounded like a bloody idiot. In fact, when I return to the US, I sometimes hear people trying to fake British accents and it's gut-wrenchingly painful to listen to. Even in the UK I heard Americans trying to fake a British accent and, for some reason I've never understood, they were almost invariably young women.

Tongue
Takes a lot of effort to convince this to cooperate
Photo by Michael Glasgow
So do I have a "European" accent? Nope. I've lived here for years and I still sound solidly American. There is one tiny problem I have to worry about: I say toe-mah-toe instead of toe-may-toe. I say flat instead of apartment. In fact, many of my word choices are distinctly British, but that's after living there for years and getting tired of people constantly talking about my choice or pronunciation of words. As a defensive measure, I started using their words, though I could never get the accent. My accent has certainly changed in the years I've lived here, but it's not European, whatever that is.

After leaving the UK, I sometimes had trouble being understood in the Netherlands not because their English was poor, but because they spoke American English, not British English. I've ordered a white coffee and gotten back a latté. I tried to nick a fag and ... well, you can see where this is going. My friends and colleagues got used to my curious mish-mash of English and American words and that was that. Now in France, no one notices at all what words I use, but when I go back to the US, I better not thank someone with cheers instead of thanks lest I want to come off as damned idiot trying to impress people.

So no, if you move abroad, you likely won't get the accent. That's actually OK because many people will adore your local accent. You wouldn't believe how many compliments I've had about my boring, generic mid-west accent. Research on the topic I've read indicates that by the time you're around 20 years old or so (this can vary considerably), your accent is pretty much fixed and it takes a lot of effort and time to get rid of it naturally. Even actors are only deliberately faking it for a short period of time. There are several well-known British actors who use American accents to great effect but fall back to their natural accent when off-camera.

And for that American friend of mine who insisted upon magically having a British accent after two-weeks abroad, suddenly switching to milk in your strawberry-cumquat tea was a dead giveaway.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Is Adultery OK In France?

First, a quick note to my wife, Leïla: don't read this post. I'm not French and it clearly does not apply to me. It's not a problem. Really. The title is simply bait to get people to find this blog!

Lefebvre, Odalisque
Jules Joseph Lefebvre - Odalisque
Photo of painting by leo.jeje
Now that I know I'm going to have a very interesting conversation with my wife later, I present you with Why it really is OK to stray in France. From the article:
Gleeden.com is a website that was set up for married people to meet others who want an uncomplicated romantic tryst. It already has 500,000 members in France alone and almost a million worldwide.

Hélène Antier, a spokeswoman for Gleeden, says many French people prefer to avoid divorce by finding a few “moments of adventure” outside their marriage. It may be working. Divorce rates in France are certainly lower than many of the country’s European neighbours, including the UK, Germany, Belgium and Sweden.
The article is more than just a puff piece for gleeden.com. It goes on a bit about the cultural attitudes the French have vis-a-vis adultery and I must say that it's a very strange cultural shift. I've overheard French women discussing when cheating is OK, the entire Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky debacle simply couldn't have happened over here, and the French really don't give a damn if politicians are discretely unfaithful (I suspect flaunting it would be a different story).

Even more curious, the article claims that the French don't commit adultery more than the neighboring countries: they're just less judgmental about it and their lower divorce rates (the USA is about 50% higher per capita according to WolframAlpha) suggests that their different views on morality are not causing their society to collapse.

Monday, March 5, 2012

UK side-stepping immigration cap

David Cameron, Prime Minister
Photo subject to Crown copyright
From a report in the Guardian on British companies using intra-company transfers to work around the government limits on immigration:
Figures from the Home Office's migration advisory committee show that the numbers coming to Britain under the "intra-company transfer" scheme have surged in the past two years and now outnumber those coming into Britain on work visas by three to one. The rise has rendered the cap on skilled overseas migrants redundant, with fewer than half the work visas available under the annual limit being used.
The UK government doesn't appear to have any problem with this, but that's largely because David Cameron, the Prime Minister of the UK, can now tell the voting masses that he's putting the brakes on immigration, while telling business that they can import anyone they want. He's not stupid: the UK, like much of Europe, needs skilled labor. Even if the public demands an end to immigration, business is still going to need workers capable of doing the job.

It's interesting, though, to see the British Tories flail around on this issue. The UK detested the Labour Party after years of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown and the Tories managed to acquire power in a manner not dissimilar to the US Democrats: with a "we're not them" platform. It's hardly an inspiring platform and the free market Tories are running around trying to hand the keys of the kingdom over to CEOs and bankers (though not quite as blatantly as US Republicans). This has led to quite a bit of backlash against them and in a stunningly stupid move, the Tories have not only alienated much of the voting youth but also hurt their country's long-term economic prospects by jacking up university tuition rates at a time when students can least afford it. I suspect it's not a coincidence that their graduation rates are plummeting at the same time.

So the UK is technically making it harder for you to emigrate there, despite the fact that they need skilled labor (and skilled Labour, but I digress) more than ever, but the government is letting workers sneak in the side door because they really don't have a choice.

It's like the US state of Georgia gutting their economy in a bid to keep out illegal aliens. Georgia lost a billion dollars last year due to their anti-illegal alien fervor (almost 6% of their annual revenue) and are on track to lose $800 million a year and wreck their agriculture industry because — gasp! — immigration issues are complicated.

Sadly, trying to convince the general public to not support simple-minded solutions to complex problems seems a lost cause.

Friday, March 2, 2012

US citizenship renunciations hit new record

US Constitution
US Constitution
Photo by Jonathan Thorne CC
The gentleman who maintains the International Tax Blog has posted the latest  US citizenship renunciation figures. Last year say 1,781 renunciations and was 16% higher than 2010. Those renunciations are at the highest level since he started tracking the figures in 2004. He speculates, and I think he's probably correct, that 2011 was the highest number of renunciations in US history. In fact, I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that 2012 will be higher still.

What's going on here? Why are the number of renunciations increasing? One caveat: as the Renunciation Guide makes very clear, and as I can attest after having viewed some of the data firsthand, the published data on renunciations is crap. Names are duplicated, some names are apparently missing, as we see updates posted later, and there's no way to cross-reference these names to anything reliable because there's just not enough information. Further, while my many years of work with raw data tells me that when data is bad it's usually consistently bad, that's for computer-managed data. But for this data, as far as I can tell, it's largely a manual process of handing this data from the various consulates, over to some central office of the State Department and then over to the IRS. It's also entirely possible that there have been political decisions involved in how this data is moved around and presented.

So while it's not as bad as making life-altering decisions based on an email starting with words "I know this email will come as a surprise", you'd be a fool to make definitive conclusions based on this renunciation data.

But many people will tell you I'm a fool.

The names are published in line with a 1996 law designed to "name and shame" expatriates. Naming is rather silly as many of the names are generic (Jennifer Black, I'm talkin' 'bout you!) and, as already noted, some names are omitted and others are likely misspelled.

But what about the "shame" bit? You could say that there are three types of people who renounce.
  1. Those who want others to know they've renounced.
  2. Those who don't care if others find out they renounce.
  3. Those who do care if others find out if they renounce.
Obviously, for groups 1 and 2, the shame bit isn't going to matter. But for the third group, what does it mean?

For people considering renouncing, many of them say the same thing: they didn't want to renounce. They did not want to give up this part of their culture and history. They're still Americans even if they're living in another country. They have to be pushed pretty hard to renounce. They've gone through so much pain to get to that point that even if they don't want others to know they've renounced, I don't think it's going to be their biggest worry (and, of course, many probably don't know their name will be published).

So the "name and shame" seems pretty silly, but what's driving those renunciations?

FATCA.

I read expat blogs and forums quite a bit (no surprise there) and there's a firestorm of talk from people thinking about renouncing. Others are just going into hiding. The IRS witch hunt against people overseas who were unaware of their unusual tax situation, the variety of heretofore unadvertised laws impacting expats, combined with outrageous penalties for failure to file tax returns when you don't owe any tax (not to mention insane filing costs for said returns) is causing many expats to realize that the US government doesn't give a damn about them. We're having our rights stripped, we're having our benefits cut, and we get offered a ridiculout OVDI program where we can face huge penalties for not paying back taxes but at least we don't face jail time? Yes, people are pissed.

Some people impacted didn't realize they were American (yes, that happens). Many aren't "expats" and were born outside the US and never lived or worked there, but have an American parent. Others are too poor to afford the tax preparation fees (we expats pay a hell of a lot more than you do and we don't have plenty of US tax specialists here). Retirees abroad living off their savings are facing bankruptcy because they didn't know about the these laws.

When you move abroad, you often don't realize you still were liable for US taxes, but no one tells you. The consulates don't inform you. Many Americans are now only finding out when they start doing research to understand why their bank closed their account because they're American. New passports have tiny print in the back saying you still have to pay taxes to the US if you move abroad but many people still don't have those passports or they don't read the fine print.

We're finding out now, the hard way, that these poorly advertised laws are now being enforced mercilessly. I suspect many expats will simply "disappear" and hope they're never found while even more are going to renounce. It's a sad thing that this is happening, but the IRS has made absolutely no serious effort to educate people prior to threatening many of them with bankruptcy or jail time.

Next year is going to be interesting.